When on a Colorado to Texas road trip with my friend Cortney, I wanted to stop somewhere totally random and weird in order to have a totally random and weird review of some place in the middle of nowhere. She only semi-understood/was willing to accomodate me in this, so we wound up stopping at Hickory House in Lamar, Colorado. Well, I got food from there while she opted to get a Pizza Hut personal pie. I'm mostly going to let the pictures do the talking.
These were things for sale in the restaurant:
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| "10 Reasons Why a handgun is Better Than a Man" t-shirt |
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| "All God's creatures look bet next to the mashed potatoes and gravy." |
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| For wall decorations, they had this assortment of low quality photographs of their food, hung slightly crookedly on the wall. |
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| "Rural Coloradans are buckling up more than ever!" |
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| I chose to get some ribs with the salad bar, which after tax and tip was about $12. |
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| My salad bar selections |
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| The ribs came with a baked potato and baked beans too. The ribs were about the quality you'd get if you bought a bag of frozen ribs from a supermarket, baked them, and slathered Masterpiece Original on them. |
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| And buttery Texas toast! |
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| Extra butter, sour cream, and honey |
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Behold, my feast! |
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| "Oh dear god, what am I about to eat?"- Me "You have to eat it! It's for the good of your food blog!" - MY friend Cortney |
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"Not bad!" |
Yes of course it was actually pretty bad. In the sense that it was similar to public school cafeteria food. In the same sense, totally delicious!
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| Pretty respectable job, eh? |
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| We ate in this park. |
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| "Let's swing off a couple of those calories." |
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